Art Hates You
Grammy Anger | Grammy Anger |
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| Written by Art Michalski | |
| Monday, 09 February 2004 | |
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For someone so into music, I watched precisely four minutes of the Grammys this year. What did I see in those four minutes? Justin Timberlake, because I just happened to turn on the TV between News and Pauly Shore in Jury Duty. I swear, this guy could run for president in 2008, and some dumbass would probably vote for him. Here’s my advice for Justin, find an island and go away forever… It’s just that I don’t care about watching performers get all stuffy at the Grammys and quite frankly, it bores the living crap out of me. Anyways, After hearing the results later that night I had these random comments: Beyonce wins five Grammys: Are you serious? Was one for “Hottest Chick at the Grammys that used to be in Destiny’s Child?” If she deserves five Grammys, so does Snow (remember “Informer”). Evanasence won the Kiss of Death Award; sorry, that’s Best New Artist. WTF? I thought 50 Cent had that wrapped up. Since Evasnance wont be around in two years, it makes sense that they won this award. Luther Vandross took the Grammy for song of the year: Ask me this: Would anyone have cared if he didn’t have a stroke? Anybody? Thought so. Outkast won Album of the Year. Ok, that’s cool, but that just proves to me that their last album “Stankonia” got screwed a couple of years back. Other than that I have no idea what happened at the Grammys this year and next year will probably be the same exact way. |
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