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| Written by Jeff Hatline and Art Michalski | |
| Tuesday, 09 January 2007 | |
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Art and Jeff are usually very bored at their real jobs. So when they’re not writing stuff for Detroit Buzz they pass the time by emailing back and forth on everything from US air strikes in Somalia to the quality of the air in New Jersey . Lucky for you, they’re willing to share their mindless banter. Check back every once in awhile for more mindless conversations. ----- Original Message ----- From: arthatesyou@detroitbuzz.com To: jhatline@detroitbuzz.com Sent: Tuesday, January 09, 2007 8:53 AM Subject: Screw college football man, glad its over Screw college football man, glad its over From: jhatline@detroitbuzz.com To: arthatesyou@detroitbuzz.com Sent: Tuesday, January 09, 2007 8:55 AM Subject: Re: College Ball Didn't you get a kick out of seeing the looks on Buckeye fan's face though when they panned the crowd after every Florida score or Troy Smith turnover, absolutely priceless. From: arthatesyou@detroitbuzz.com To: jhatline@detroitbuzz.com Sent: Tuesday, January 09, 2007 9:00 AM Subject: Re: College Ball I don’t know what they looked like, I didn’t watch it; not one second. I was just so done with this season, I didn’t have the energy to watch. I was hoping a plane crashed into the stadium and killed both teams, to be honest. From: jhatline@detroitbuzz.com To: arthatesyou@detroitbuzz.com Sent: Tuesday, January 09, 2007 9:14 AM Subject: Re: College Ball I wasn't planning on watching it either, but when I checked the score around the middle of the second quarter and saw that OSU was getting their ass kicked, I had to watch. From: arthatesyou@detroitbuzz.com To: jhatline@detroitbuzz.com Sent: Tuesday, January 09, 2007 9:35 AM Subject: Re: College Ball Go onto the Freep web site, and look at the comments for Drew Sharp's article. I want you to guess which one is mine. From: jhatline@detroitbuzz.com To: arthatesyou@detroitbuzz.com Sent: Tuesday, January 09, 2007 9:47 AM Subject: Re: College Ball Let me guess, you’re BITTER MICH FAN? Glad I wasn’t watching this last night. As a bitter and severely disappointed fan, I missed the game intentionally because I could care less about seeing these two teams. The Rose Bowl really shook me and my faith of Michigan ever winning the big game, but hopefully I will be proven wrong next year. But I'll take the high road and congratulate the Gators. Guess all that whining and crying was justified. And congratulating them doesn’t mean I have to like the Gators or respect Urban Cryer. But one last thing for the corrupt Buckeyes: HA HA!!! Now maybe the NCAA will finally investigate Tressel. Sharp is a complete moron. He contradicts himself every other day. He writes whatever he thinks will flame the masses that morning. I’m sure he loves reading his freep.com inbox every morning after a “big” article. From: arthatesyou@detroitbuzz.com To: jhatline@detroitbuzz.com Sent: Tuesday, January 09, 2007 9:49 AM Subject: Re: College Ball Once again, you know me too well. I swear the Rose Bowl really pissed me off about Michigan like I've never been pissed off before. I am as apathetic and hopeless about their chances as I am with the Lions chances. Yeah, Sharp just writes things that know that are going to make the fans of Detroit mad. In 2007, he will probably tell us the following:
He does it for shock value; thinks he's Howard Stern or something. From: jhatline@detroitbuzz.com To: arthatesyou@detroitbuzz.com Sent: Tuesday, January 09, 2007 9:52 AM Subject: Re: College Ball Unlike the Lions, at least Michigan wins games, a lot of them, and has done very well in the past. Tressel's downfall will eventually happen. Even if Lloyd can't get it done someone eventually will, and I think soon (but not next season.) I can’t wait to start calling him TresseLLLL. Just think of how sweet it will be when someone finally exposes that program though. Bye Bye National Championship from a few years ago. Remember back in ’04 when Troy Smith got caught taking $500 from a booster to pay Maurice Clarett’s mom’s cell phone bill. Yeeeeeah, right. We’re looking at the tip (one of MANY tips) of a VERY large scarlet and gray iceberg my friend. From: arthatesyou@detroitbuzz.com To: jhatline@detroitbuzz.com Sent: Tuesday, January 09, 2007 10:00 AM Subject: Re: College Ball Michigan does win games, I'll give you that. And they will continue to be "my team." But after the Rose Bowl, it’s like someone kicked me in the balls, stole all my money, and pissed on my head for good measure. I hope Tressellll does go down… maybe he can end up bunking up with Clarett in that Toledo prison. |
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