Now that I am inside of my house after 60 degree weather in Michigan in November nonetheless, I am in full on hibernation mode, and all teed up for another case of cabin fever. I just cant wait to spend another four months inside my house, watching the Lions lose, and dreaming of a warmer place.

The funny thing is that I have so many thoughts running through my head right now, I can’t come to a consensus in my own mind about who or what to talk about. So, guess what? I’m gonna talk about a bunch of different stuff. So, try to keep up with me, and if I lose you… Well, I guess that’s just too bad.

Here are the highlights of my random rundown of music and anything else entertainment in the past few weeks. Want more? Stay tuned:

Britney and K-Fed Divorce: Wow, this lasted about 18 months longer than I initially predicted. K-Fed can go back to his destiny: No, not that of the next great white rap start; I mean his destiny of being a deadbeat bed who can’t pay his bills. Reality sucks, and K-Fed is gonna learn the hard way. And now Britney is hanging out with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and not wearing any underwear. Now, if this were 2000, this is something I would love to see. After two kids and some poundage later, I’ll pass. Now, going back to Lindsay Lohan…

Lindsay Lohan: “Be Adequite:” I know when someone dies, the first thing I do is send a text to the press on my Blackberry. I mean, I try to create all of my heartfelt condolences half drunk and I always end the same statements with vague and cryptic sign-offs like “Be Adequite.” But one thing I do is that if I don't know how to spell a word like "adequate?" I know exactly where my dictionary is. This is the worst use of grammar since Fred Durst thought we should be in “agreeance” over some issue I can’t even remember. Speaking on people who let the wrong words slip out…

Michael Richards: I mean, its one thing to be interrupted during a comedy show, but the way you went off was a meltdown on a scale I haven’t even in ages. This just goes to prove that you too can tarnish your career legacy within a matter of moments too. Just throw a couple of “N” bombs, and some style irate behavior, and you too can become a laughingstock of the industry. If he’s lucky, people will just consider him to be a one trick pony from “Seinfeld.” Speaking of one-trick ponies…

Ying-Yang Twins: Guys, I mean I know you guys like strip clubs, but do we have to hear about it on EVERY song? Your new album came out this week, and I laughed pretty hard. But I didn’t laugh as hard as when I listened to….

Dragonforce: I saw these guys at OzzFest with their weird blend of Dungeons and Dragons inspired metal. The English band mixes the gaudiest and inane guitar riffs and shrieking that isn’t stuck in some geek’s IMix. Think a speed metal version of the Darkness, talking about stuff only Ronnie James Dio would touch. If you want a good laugh, check out their album “Inhuman Rampage.” Now, I’ll swing into my last topic of conversation….

Gwen Stefani: Her second solo album, “The Sweet Escape” is due out this week. Its far less 80’s sounding than her last record. I’m pretty much taking album as the final straw in No Doubt not getting back together. Don’t worry Gwen, screw your old band mates, but those big solo paychecks must be awfully nice.

All right, those are my thoughts, and as always, they do not reflect the views and opinions of Detroit Buzz. Even if they did, no one would admit it... See ya next week.

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